Kevin R.
Where are the marshals when you really need them? Get the flock out of here, I’m trying to tee off!

Javier C.
Uh, you forgot something! The main thing to do on this tee shot is to make sure you clear the desert and that serious brush, but that is assuming you actually hit the ball!

John Q.
“Go home, ball!” It’s okay, John Q., we’re pretty sure Tiger Woods knows how you feel after last weekend’s oh-so-close-but-no-cigar finish at The Barclays.

Mike O.
Golf makes us all feel like we are about to go over the edge at some point. Quick! Grab the beer!

Pat H.
Does the “play it where it lies” rule apply in this situation, too? The guys will never believe it when I tell them my ball grew legs and slowly started to walk away from me.

Tom W.
Repeat after me: Taking a divot – good; Wearing a divot – bad.

Arte H.
Uh, that’s ok. You keep it. I’ve got a few other sleeves in my bag, and I don’t want to end up like Chubbs Peterson.

Danny R.
Wow, I really got a hold of that one, did anyone actually see where it went?